Not too long ago, John Kerry more or less bumbled the world out of an expanded armed conflict in Syria through what is surely the most geopolitically masterful gaffe (or was it?) in recent memory. People make fun of him. However much fun they poke, he did solve the problem. And maybe he was just pretending to bumble out a proposed impossible solution that actually isn't impossible and that we can live with, and it was actually part of his plan all along.
I propose that we give Kerry a microphone and have him talk randomly about Ukraine until the problem gets solved.